A Follow Up

I was deleting messages in my phone today, because it told me to and I remembered why I have some many undeleted ones. I was saving three sent messages to Ashley that I wrote after the test we had in class last Monday. So, this can technically be a follow up of last week's blog in which I gave you my daily occurrences.

I was very upset that I had forgotten my book at home; the one I was casually reading at the time. I also had half an hour to kill between the time I had finished my test and the time I had to be back in class. I'm quick. Anyway, I decided Ashley needed a nice little story, so I came up with one. Three text messages consisting of three "pages" each later, this is what she received:

Ok, so one time there was this bunny and it jumped and I was like whoa shit!! Cause it jumped ten feet into the air over a fence and I tried to catch it cause I thought it would make me rich. Turns out it was just a regular bunny that had super-bunny-strength for a sec, like when grandmas pick up cars, cause it had to get to its husband bunny and save him from Conan O'Brien who would never intentionally hurt a bunny


But turns out that on tonights episode Conan is going to say "nyaaaahh" while shaking his head to the side, making his hair bounce for the seven billionth time in the shows existence, with the end result being world peace and the death of said bunny. But wife bunny realized all she had to do to save husband bunny without preventing world peace was bring him an intact dandelion for him to eat which explained the hurry the bunny was in to get to the


yokel's house cuase his yard was full of weeds and such. I continued to follow wife bunny only to see her carefully prance to her death trying to protect the dandelion when she got hit by a car, but at least they'll be together now, and I know that i'll definitely be watching Conan tonight though.